Who ever said Paris Hilton had no skills was beyond wrong. The heiress certainly has one talent and it makes her truly deserving of her fame: the ability to pose sexily with any run-of-the-mill object. Post your favorite — they are OUT THERE.
This video is like the bastard child of a Mountain Dew commercial and The Passion of the Christ. Plus a little bit of infomercial there at the end. I wonder what EXTREME HEAVEN is like?
This past weekend Tyra Banks, 35, was seen been parading around with her older man boyfriend, 52 year-old businessman, John Utendahl. John Utendahl is the owner of the largest African American investment bank in the country. Apparently he's been dating Tyra since 2007, but until recently the two haven't made many public appearances together.
Music Buzz Someone's gone and made a Radiohead/Jay-Z mashup. What kind of epicness will ensue when you combine the most epic rapper and the most epic band? Unfortunately, the name Jaydiohead is pretty un-epic. This might be the end of post-modernism as we know it.
Celebrity Buzz Hot on the heels of their New Year's Eve blow out, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have reportedly called it quits. If true (though it's been rumored before), this is a sad day for lesbians and Perez readers everywhere.
The original caption to this picture is very fitting: “Surprisingly, this picture does NOT make me want bacon.”
They're awake all night, climbing all over you, just like you always suspected. Cats: they are not at all just like us.
A suggested zinger for the smug eaters in your life. Confidential to Vegans That I Know: I'm not talking about you. You're never smug!
TV Buzz Lycra-clad fitness instructor is returning to Britain's GMTV. He's kind of like the British Richard Simmons but a hundred times cooler, as if that was even humanly possible. If you've been searching all your life for a rainbow, here he is.
TV Buzz David E. Kelley has picked this British actress to star in his new show, Legally Mad. The plot sounds a bit like the TV version of Legally Blonde, but having a British lead will hopefully help keep it less airhead-y.
Capitals left wing Alexander Semin got all slappy after the Rangers' Marc Staal took off his shirt for him this weekend. Doesn't sound much like a hockey fight, but that's what it was.
Another Obama Family Flickr set—this one showing Malia and Sasha before their first day at Sidwell Friends. Those two are champs; I would be so grumpy if my parents invited photographers to our hotel room at 6:30am.
Celebrity Buzz There's been so much stuff about detox diets and how they don't work. Gwyneth's diet may or may not work, but at least you won't be drinking cayenne lemonade all day. The diet consists of bowel-moving foods like chicken, smoothies, and fruit, and bans gluten, dairy, processed food, shellfish, condiments, and sugar. It's refreshing to hear a refined Hollywood actress talk so openly about bowel movements.
A home security camera recently caught a UPS guy hopping out of his truck, flinging a package at the house from the street, hopping back in, and driving away. Insert “What can brown do for you?” joke here.
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Quit while you're still behind! Words of wisdom from Hunter S. Thompson.
Rumors abound that there will be a red iPhone unveiled at MacWorld tomorrow. It will likely be about the same as non-red iPhones, but may be slightly better at curing AIDS.
TV Buzz Alright, here's the run down of what happened: Megan basically calls Sharon a money loving, Ozzy Osbourne using, fame seeker. Then Sharon coughs. Then sh*t hits the fan.
This video of a cat and her two devoted rat stalkers is a newcomer on the interspecies love scene, but I think it could quickly come to be known as one of the great contributions to the genre. (Via.)
Celebrity Buzz Today is officially “Hack Into A Celebrity's Twitter” Day. So far Bill O'Reilly, Rick Sanchez, and Britney Spears have been targeted. It's kind of dumb, and the comments aren't particularly clever, but overall the hacks have kind of a brain-dead “ha” factor that seems fitting on the first Monday after the holidays. I hope they come up with something good for Shaq.
In honor of Al Franken's now-official victory in Minnesota, a vintage clip of the Senator prancing around like Mick Jagger. I never imagined that hip thrust could be a learned behavior.